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Get ready for an outrageous deep dive into the wildest Alex Jones moments with Ben and Dylan. From “turning the frogs gay” and mysterious “baby-flavored Pepsi” to fluoride conspiracies, government-released goblins, and more, nothing is off-limits. Brace yourself for shocking claims, hilarious commentary, and the absurdity you won’t believe. Don’t miss this chaotic breakdown of the weirdest Alex Jones rants!

 

Round 1 - 1:30
Round 2: - 10:10
Sponsor: Flouride - 19:20
Round 3 - 21:00 
Round 4 - 29:30
Duel - 40:45

Ben and Dylan take you on a chilling and fascinating journey through history’s most infamous cults. From Jonestown’s People’s Temple and the Manson Family to Heaven’s Gate, the Branch Davidians in Waco, Aum Shinrikyo, Scientology, the Rajneesh Movement, and the Unification Church (Moonies), we explore the leaders, the followers, and the shocking events that made these groups notorious. Dark, strange, and compelling—this episode is a deep dive into the world of cults you won’t forget.

 

Round 1- 5:00
Round 2- 11:00
Sponsor- 22:28
Round 3- 23:30
Round 4- 34:00

What’s the ultimate back-to-school snack? In this episode, Dylan and Ben rank their top picks—from beef jerky, Pop-Tarts, and mini charcuterie cups to Uncrustables, Goldfish, trail mix, and the humble apple. Join us for a hilarious debate about childhood classics, over-the-top snack choices, and why some “healthy” options taste suspiciously like edible packing material. Perfect for parents, students, or anyone who loves nostalgic food talk.

 

Round 1- 5:30
Round 2- 11:30
Sponsor- 19:40
Round 3- 20:24
Round 4- 28:45
Duel- 33:00

 

 

Get ready to hear two guys hum and honk as Ben and Dylan conduct their way through the most iconic movie themes of the 2000s. From John Williams’ magical “Hedwig’s Theme” to Howard Shore’s thunderous “Bridge of Khazad Dum”, from Klaus Badelt’s swashbuckling “He’s a Pirate” to Joe Hisaishi’s dreamy “One Summer Day”, these scores defined a generation of film lovers. Join us for laughter, nostalgia, and some very bad humming as we relive the soundtrack to the 2000s—one iconic theme at a time.

 

Round 1- 3:00

Round 2- 13:00

Sponsor- 21:45

Round 3-24:45

Round 4- 32:45

Duel- 40:00

 

Score Links - Listen and tell us what you think!

Harry Potter (Hedwig's Theme-Jon Williams): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtHra9tFISY&list=RDwtHra9tFISY&start_radio=1 

Lord of the Rings (Prologue: One Ring to Rule them all- Howard Shore): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0znpBHTmFw 

Requiem for a Dream (Lux Aeterna - Clint Mansell): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byl3hl5r6OA&list=RDByl3hl5r6OA&start_radio=1

The Incredibles (The Glory Days- Michael Giacchino): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uaz2MPzBQps&list=RDUaz2MPzBQps&start_radio=1 

Pirates of the Caribbean (He’s a Pirate, Klaus Badelt): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuYf0taXoNw&list=RDBuYf0taXoNw&start_radio=1

Fellowship of the Ring (The Bridge of Khazad Dum, Howard Shore): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehAgMszCHU4&list=RDehAgMszCHU4&start_radio=1 

There Will Be Blood (Prospectors Arrive, Johnny Greenwood): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6YndFacEnk&list=RDL6YndFacEnk&start_radio=1 

Spirited Away (One Summer Day, Joe Hiraishi): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1Ij_-mank&list=RDTK1Ij_-mank&start_radio=1

From Shaq granting wishful thinking in Kazaam to Steven Seagal’s bullshido karate chops, Ben and Dylan draft the worst acting crimes of the 90s. No one is safe—not even Kevin Costner’s wooden epics, Pauly Shore’s “Weasel” antics, or Quentin Tarantino’s awkward cameos. It’s a battle to see who can pick the most gloriously bad performances of the decade.

 

Round 1- 1:30
Round 2- 14:45
Sponsor- WhateverPlugs - 27:30
Round 3-29:00
Round 4- 35:00
Duel- 44:30

 

Hulk Hogan	Suburban commando, nanny, Santa with muscles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS-up0oQFCo
Steven Seagal	On deadly ground https://youtu.be/EJ0nsaABbDo?si=8qQe3tC1HdlqwBoL&t=66  Play this…words of wisdom: https://youtu.be/yxloUBCYuFM?si=dnVorZTk2qIZtKsE
Pauly Shore	Bio dome and encino Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bek-avzjOY What’s up buddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T35uc41JYe0
Shaq	steel and kazamhttps://youtu.be/zWmHWz2DYTA?si=AkA1CvQXnQmk-rpX  https://youtu.be/fFVaxa1UKNg?si=sBgNM34eb_f-G9k1  Steel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1zNke5-tQ
Quentin Taratino	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y_An4vBEwM
Kevin costner	Water worldhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Np_ZiNZSOi8?si=M6lKYFaFZtAeyyUr  Robin hood (watch this one): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtVz_KHkPU His accent being made fun of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9tEH7iWOyk  Dances with Wolves, Robin Hood: Prince of Theives, JFK, Wyatt Earp, The Postman, Message in a Bottle
Rob Schneider	You can do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwTi1EpgIa0 Big daddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvWxsckzPws

In this episode, Ben and Dylan pit some of Donald Trump’s most outrageous quotes against each other — from “I love the poorly educated” to “Windmills cause cancer” and “This is a witch hunt!” Which bizarre Trumpism soundbite takes the crown?

Round 1- 3:10
Round 2- 20:00
Sponsor- Bush2024
Round 3-32:30
Round 4-40:00
Duel- 1:00:30

Links: 

I Never Said Lock Her Up - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nO9YMs0WcA

Windmills Cause Cancer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV66BlSoiLQ

I've done more for Black Americans than anyone - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9aZ1AgFI0U

Get out and vote Christians - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTm0du4kUH0

I love the poorly Educated - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9F6EAMPky4

I wont have time to Golf - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPANJQ6O9bU

I'll be the greatest jobs president God ever created - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--3XGK1Mr8c

Witch Hunt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAnOiEsPLAc

 

 

 

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From eating metal to drinking blood, Dylan and Ben dive deep (and gross) into the world of bizarre compulsions. This episode features a draft of the strangest things people have eaten—live animals, drywall, cat fur, cigarette butts, even vomit. Who picked the weirdest addiction? Who crossed the line? You decide.

Join us as we rank the most shocking, stomach-turning, and downright unbelievable non-food addictions ever recorded.

Round 1 - 7:24
Round 2 - 19:00
Sponsor - The Pen (29:00)
Round 3 - 32:00
Round 4 - 41:00
Duel - 49:00
Outro - 51:00

History gets the draft treatment in this blast-from-the-past episode as Ben and Dylan go head-to-head drafting the biggest news events of 1989 — the year when the world turned a serious page.

Round by round, they pull headlines from a year packed with political upheaval, scandal, and seismic shifts (literally). From the fall of the Berlin Wall to the Tiananmen Square protests, Soviet withdrawals, celebrity shame spirals, and an earthquake in the middle of the World Series — 1989 had it all.

Will Ben's Cold War power plays dominate the board, or will Dylan’s scandal-slinging strategy shake things up?

 

Round 1 - 2:00

Round 2 -12:00

Sponsor - 20:10

Round 3 - 23:45

Round 4 - 45:00

Duel - 57:00

Grab your Walkman and hop in the Echo 1—it's time for the 1984 Movie Draft! From Ghostbusters to Gremlins, Karate Kid to Terminator, Anecia, Chase, Dylan, and Ben battle it out for cinematic glory. Will Romance the Stone steal the show? Will someone pick Revenge of the Nerds unironically? One thing’s for sure: nobody’s leaving this episode without judging someone’s taste in movies. It’s chaos, it’s nostalgia, it’s the draft you didn’t know you needed.

 

Timestamps

Intro
Dice -2:30
Round 1 - 3:50
Round 2 - 26:43
Halftime -53:40
Round 3 - 54:15
Round 4- 1:09
Make your case 1:27

 

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Special thanks to our nonexistent sponsors this week

Ready for romance to die?  Ben and Dylan are back on the mics to build the definitive Mount Rushmore of terrible first date spots. From the awkward to the unforgivable, find out which locations made their list of places that all but guarantee you won't get a second date.

 

 

 

 

Special thanks to this weeks sponsor, The Tony Brothers Blockbuster Blockparty BBQ Bonanza